Tila is going to go to rehab...on t.v!...well at LEAST she going to be sober for like the 3 weeks the show is taping! I don't even rember the last time that she was sober...
So Tila's new "show" that is suppose to follow her life around is actually going to be celebrity rehab with dr.drew! Hahahaha. ANd the best part is that it might not even be able to go on the air because their aren't enough "celebrities" who h (want to be anywhere near tila)"signed up". SO Tila's comeback is rehab...yay?
The Link

This is the real picture

This guy Steve Nash was a story that was posted on Tila's gossip blog. The picture was this:

As you guys can all tell it is totally fake but i guess Tila might have not used her glasses becasue this is the real picture:

Wow...he looks fine to me maybe it's becasue i DO have my glasses on!

The 6 tattoo's

Tila has 6 tattoo's on her body which is weird cuz the only one i notice was the heart on but then again...ah whatever! I just thought if you guys what to know then here is the "meaning's" of Tila's tattoo's:

Heart Tattoo – Tila has a heart tattoo on her left shoulder which looks like it is stitched to her skin. The heart tattoo is a colored tattoo which has a ribbon in the middle of the heart. The ribbon has French wordings on it. It says, “C’est la Vie” which mean “That’s life”. This is the first tattoo which she got inked.

Heart with wings tattoo – On her right shoulder she carries another tattoo which is a little similar to her first tattoo. She has a slightly larger heart which has wings and also has a musical note in the middle of the heart. The tattoo has a message in it which can be a little complicated. Through the tattoo Tila conveys that music is in her heart and that she is an independent person.

Crossed Gun Tattoo – Under the heart with wings tattoo, she has a tattoo which has two machine guns which are crossed. It is not clear as of what the tattoo means. Many people think it is a way of telling her dynamic nature.

Chinese Symbol – Tila has also a Chinese symbol on her right hand wrist. Nobody really knows what it means. We sure hope it is a way of respecting her motherland.

Ok side note: Tila is not Chinese! Ugh! I hate it when people assume all Asians are Chinese what the hell? They aren't there are many different countries! Respect that! Here's a fucking map dumb shit:

AisaAsia. Sorry I just had to say that it's offensive to me...anyways back to this:

Star tattoo – She has a star tattoos each on both her wrists. Her feminine side is very well seen in these tattoos. The stars designs are relatively big and they are well described.

Chinese Symbol 2 – She has another Chinese symbol on the back of her neck. This is also quite uncertain to what it means. But to keep the count we can always consider checking out her neck.

Scorpion tattoo – Last but not the least, the large scorpion tattoo which is present on her right shoulder is one of the best celebrity tattoos. Born in the month of October, she has dedicated the tattoo to her zodiac sign. Her sexy back gets highlighted with this scorpion tattoo.


So that's pretty much what that article was saying and thought i'll show you guys. But honestly i don't like most of her tattoo's. I think their whack (yes i just said whack i'm trying to get over that word). But do you guys like these tattoo's?

Tila got a good review!

At least someone likes it even when they might have had a little to much to drink or smoked the wrong thing...but damn who wrote this?? The article reviews all three of her songs on her EP Welcome to the Darkside which in now on itunes. What did this person have to say for each one of her songs?

Blue Dress: opens up the EP in a dark, somehow old-western vibe. I’ve never listened to her voice like this before, even though she sang it live several times before, it just sounds a lot more cleaner in its studio version. Even though it starts off with a little electronic trace, it has a very classic vibe. Despite Tila’s vocals, that aren’t very strong, she pulls it off extremely well, and I love this track. A great opening to the EP and it holds some meaning because she’s been wanting to release it since last year and we finally get to hear it recorded and released! I don’t like the past-paced part of it very much, but the rest runs beautifully.

Get Me Off: is Tila’s only original creation for this record, since Blue Dress is a cover of Depeche Mode and Walking on Thin Ice is a Yoko Ono cover. This is obviously a Tila original because it’s 100% about sex. I like it how she tries to make her voice sound stronger and tries to do some over-singing at certain parts. It’s a fun song that sounds a lot more old west than Blue Dress. The chorus is pretty repetitive and tires me out a little, but it’s still a fun, enjoyable listen.

Walking on Thin Ice: I listened to a preview of the original song and have to say that Tila’s is so much better. I never listened to Yoko Ono’s music before I listened to her version of Walking on Thin Ice, but I find her a very interesting woman, and the lyrics are very deep. Tila’s voice sounds vulnerable and pleasant, and it’s possibly the darkest song on the album, it holds some resemblance to Blue Dress in the instrumentals, but it doesn’t have the old west vibe of the prior, it’s a very smooth listen, and a good addition to the album.

Wow...well at least someone likes her (cat screams) music. To see this "review" if you want to it's here . I won't go...
P.S. Walking on thin ice and Blue Dress are both covers the only song she actually did write is "Get me Off" which was voted the dirtest song

The road to perdition is paved with NSFW Tila Tequila pics

Hahaha. I just got done reading this very funny interview...well this part was funny
“I just want to cut my ears off right now. … Make it stop!” “I wanted to smash my radio while listening to the show!”
But everyone already knows that it's from the Howard Stern Show and how Tila totally bombed the place with her super boring interview that made me not even have to use (abuse) my sleeping pills that night. Here's the link to the whatever you call it. It's pretty much talking about the usual and tila being a liar...blah...blah...shit i'm about to fall asleep...here's the article since i'm trying to tell you guys "everything" about Tila.

The website


I know this is an old picture but at least you know she asian

Tila Keeps Telling us that she is #1

In Tila's (head) she is telling everyone that ALexa Search is wrong....again...damn!

"And although ALEXA that google search thing isn’t based on real time with traffic, cuz it said that my first date of launch I had 75K viewers(which is still not bad) however on my REAL TIME STATS from my WordPress VIP they give me the REAL NUMBERS and on my FIRST DAY OF LAUNCH, RECEIVED OVER 235,000 + VIEWERS!!!!!!!!!!! DAYAM!!!!!

Also if Alexa is the only source you use, you might as well type in www.misstilaomg.com and see where I am ranked!!!!! In anyone elses case, I should probably still be ranked around the 1 or 2 million something mark since the site has only been up for 2weeks!!!! but nope! check for yourself, my site is ranked in the 15,000′s!!!! DAYAM!! That’s EXTRENELY GOOD because they rank you out of every single website that is out there WORLDWIDE, and I KNOW there are probably BILLIONS of websites all around the world, but in 2 weeks, I got almost 2 million views and am already ranked 15,000 in the Alexa rankings! KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOO!"

So what is based on real life then Tila?

Guys I'm Sorry...

If i meant to give you the link to Tila's Rotspot.com. Bare with me! I am trying to get this blog thing down! I will soon enough! I'll just model my websites skill after this girl....

Awww...it's a tear jerker ain't it??

Wow... Tila loves haters

That's adorable! Awww...that must be Tila isn't it? Lol! Tila proabably did that shit herself! God! I thought she was suppose to report on something other then herself?? Maybe that was just in my head but i'm pretty sure Did a blog about that...

Awww...their so cute! Goo Gagaa awwww...how could Tila NOT post that! Lol!
But i think i'll do a Tila now and just go away and then come back in like a couple of minutes to tell you guys that aliens are taking over my body becasue we all know that if aliens could take over anyone if would be Tila's!

Why?

So some people (or maybe no one) will ask me why i picked tila tequila (i mean i'm sorry "Miss Tila")to blog about. I mean what the hell? It might be random to people who don't know who miss tila is (which is 99.9% or more) and if you don't how dare you! *bitch slap* Because miss tila is the only mogul i know that is so rich that she live here!



Wow...that's hot! But also the reason why i'm writing about her is just for the fact that i have always had some weird creepy old man interest in her (i hope i didn't offend any weird creepy old men!). Before i started looking in what she now calls herself as "Miss Tila" i believe everything she said. Becasue in my mind "why would someone lie on the internet?". I mean i can understand not giving out your real name or something like that but saying that you had a miscarriage by "denting" your head?? Stuff like this does NOT make any sense whatsoever. So i guess you can say that i'm just love writing shit and "eiene meanie mini moe" i choose tila. So there you go enjoy.


Warning: IF YOU GET STD'S FROM VIEWING THIS PAGE EVERYTHINGTILA IS NOT RESPONISBLE!